“Navel” rhymes with “evil” pronounced with a Cockney accent. “Fuzzy evils” could be the new term for “best of two evils.”
Fuzzy navels remind me of younger days, summer days when sweet drinks sounded sweet and refreshing. Oh, they still do sound good, but with peach vodka and club soda or tonic, instead of the syrupy stuff.
I thought of a positive point about outies; they collect less navel fuzz. Normally considered a faux-pas, people may change their minds about outies after reading this.